This Festive Season

Let the colors come live. Let the lights burn, let’s celebrate.

Let’s swipe our credit cards and be grand.

Let’s watch Krissh 3. It is rated 4.5/5 by the fair TOI.

Let’s get a little less corruptive. Let’s only bribe if required and take bribes safely.

 Let’s expand within ourselves. We have enough demand thanks to our enthusiastic mating habits.

Let’s be patriotic. We are not a developing country anymore like we were in 1990s. Thanks to our efficiency, we are developed.

Let’s embrace our traditions and values for betterment of lives, for a change. We have been neglecting them too much for the sake of efficiency for long enough.

Let’s make groups. Because of bright people, the average increases and the dull people get the opportunity to shine which they deserve.

 Let the majority win. People are always right, even if wrong. Look at Bihar.

Let’s work for the development of our country by working at the KPO’s. Let us pretend, the world is watching.

Let’s build more statues in memory of the great. Our glorious past.

Let’s vote for NaMo as a proof of tolerant attitudes. We know for sure that he is not an imposer.

Let’s fire crackers. The FB posts protesting global warming will balance the act.

Let’s pray god. He is watching our closed eyes. Hence he is there.

Let’s be cordial and grateful and humble. Let’s let the society be the judge of right and wrong.

Let’s not drink. It doesn’t suit the taste of non drinkers.

Let’s not drink and drive. Seriously, for the benefit of the drinking community.

Let’s celebrate our fashion. Let’s preach our conservative culture too.

Lets celebrate the prolonged QE. God bless America even as we don’t need them.

Let’s love less of the more. More is less and less.