My family, it revolves around food. I don't understand!
My mom wakes up with the sole purpose of making breakfast, then bugs everyone to eat it - 'it's already 11'! The world will end now.
Don't waste the breakfast, who will eat it later!
Then comes lunch, evening snacks (nothing less than lunch) and then dinner.
Every meal preceded by what to cook, how much and how. A Sunday morning wouldn't pass without a two hour argument on what to eat and why.
Then the question of how much remained of the dinner, is there anyone who can act as the dustbin and eat it please? You ate so little, are you ok? We have to wash the dishes, quick! Finish it off!
The next day, the same, eat the breakfast, it is hot!
The whole world revolves around food, dammit. I don't understand! A party? What food. You don't drink? I love eating. What is your passion? I am a foodie. Why are you so fit? I exercise. Oh, you are not eating well, that's why! The fuck, man.
2 comments:
Where's the fooooooooodd?? :P :D
Oh the things we take for granted! They just like to see us well fed and happy. Try surviving without proper food for a few months at a stretch you'll know ;)
Now pass me the food :P
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