The list series - when online

List 1 : Things to do when Online

1. Chat with an old friend and don’t forget to tell him not to disturb you again. Also delete him from your list, simultaneously.
   
2. Forward the message which says “if you don’t send it to 10 people in ten minutes, your dead grand mother will come back and spam your pc with adult advertisements”
   
3. Follow mandira bedi on twitter
   
4. Search Google for the “most searched word in google”.
   
5. Copy and paste this article on your blog. Claim it to be yours.
   
6. Change your orkut and facebook status to “fuck off, I don’t know any other filthy words in English”
   
7. Open up a new account with an attractive female name on orkut and send an add request to your pathetic buddies.
   
8. Comment on anything you find with meaningless quotes. Better do it anonymously.
   
9. Read this blog “http://aniche.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/butterscotchism/”  (Adult content, of course)
   
10. Try not to open that blog again.
    

Ask

Ask me why I write this blog..

I might say “just..”

You don’t really earn anything. So is it to gain others’ notice?

I firmly say “No way. I am too good to care.”

Why then?

“Just to, you know, because I want to write and it creates a stimulus for me.”

Vague answer. Hard to argue.

But next time you ask me that, I’ll have an answer – reasonable one. Thought of it just now.

“I write here so that after a few weeks or months or years, when I open this blog, i'll know what I was like at this time. Or i'll just get a good laugh in bad times or have something to be pissed off at in the good times.”

Yeah, I am an asshole..