The List Series. Why I am not Writing

List 2: Why I don't write these days.

As if someone is waiting..

• I am busy. Atleast I claim to be :P
• Dumb friends create no ideas. Blame them
• Internet and its pollution these days. Gawd :P
• Argentina has not won this time.
• World is too boring without the dead Joker of Dark knight
• I sleep too much. Sleeping pills'companies are in losses.
• My boss doesn't pay me for thinking.
• It just occured to me, that i don't care anyways.

The list series - when online

List 1 : Things to do when Online

1. Chat with an old friend and don’t forget to tell him not to disturb you again. Also delete him from your list, simultaneously.
   
2. Forward the message which says “if you don’t send it to 10 people in ten minutes, your dead grand mother will come back and spam your pc with adult advertisements”
   
3. Follow mandira bedi on twitter
   
4. Search Google for the “most searched word in google”.
   
5. Copy and paste this article on your blog. Claim it to be yours.
   
6. Change your orkut and facebook status to “fuck off, I don’t know any other filthy words in English”
   
7. Open up a new account with an attractive female name on orkut and send an add request to your pathetic buddies.
   
8. Comment on anything you find with meaningless quotes. Better do it anonymously.
   
9. Read this blog “http://aniche.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/butterscotchism/”  (Adult content, of course)
   
10. Try not to open that blog again.