The list series - when online

List 1 : Things to do when Online

1. Chat with an old friend and don’t forget to tell him not to disturb you again. Also delete him from your list, simultaneously.
   
2. Forward the message which says “if you don’t send it to 10 people in ten minutes, your dead grand mother will come back and spam your pc with adult advertisements”
   
3. Follow mandira bedi on twitter
   
4. Search Google for the “most searched word in google”.
   
5. Copy and paste this article on your blog. Claim it to be yours.
   
6. Change your orkut and facebook status to “fuck off, I don’t know any other filthy words in English”
   
7. Open up a new account with an attractive female name on orkut and send an add request to your pathetic buddies.
   
8. Comment on anything you find with meaningless quotes. Better do it anonymously.
   
9. Read this blog “http://aniche.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/butterscotchism/”  (Adult content, of course)
   
10. Try not to open that blog again.
    

Explanations

What I’ll do here is try to give a wording to the reasons I do things In the way I do them.

· Firstly, I read at night if I really have to. Coz at night the world is at its best without any nuisance. I just take advantage of the best part of the day.

· I don’t care about many things, even people. We live a small life. And, we are nothing but a biological living race like any other bacteria. Of course we have things called thoughts, emotions and other effects of having the best thinking mechanism. The least we can do after all that we got from nature is to use it to our advantage and not mess it up by complicating things. I mean you are just kidding yourself if you think there is a point at all in many emotions at all. So take the best thoughts and people. Live with them. And live well. Because you are not a constant. It only matters how happy you ARE. That too only to yourself and your people. Otherwise, whoever you are, you are just a meaningless random being in real sense. Whether you live or die, It doesn’t make a difference to whatever that makes any sense. Even if it does, it just means shit to you because you are dying after another 50 years at any cost, right!

· I don’t read or send forwards. We all know they are bullshit in almost all cases.

· I don’t support team India or Team Mumbai. I watch only Sachin. He is perfection.

· I have few close friends. No just friends. Just friends are like forward messages. I delete them after the first line. If I know a friend isn’t going to be with me, I don’t care if he can do wonders for me.

· I don’t watch many movies. I go with the talk. No risks.

· I write this blog coz its fun. I enjoy the process of writing articles. I like it when people read it too, but the best part is writing and editing the stuff.

· I go by the flow. If I am playing chess, I play it for days together. Till I feel sick of it. Same with any other hobby. I do things I like till I like doing them. Basically, I let things happen. I never force. Enjoy the moments rather than trying to face and change them. But not as a rule.

· And yeah, no rules or formalities. I didn’t write this blog for months now because I didn’t feel like it. I am writing it now because it’s been months now. I try to be flexible in my limits because it keeps me free. I like being without burdens and barriers.

· I stick to basics mostly whether in terms of subject or any other matter. That is why I forget many things but remember just the essence. I think whatever fun or logic there is to a topic, it is all in the basics. If you get your basics right, you are probably doing it right and enjoying it too.

· I am not as straight forward and ‘on the face’ as I would like to be yet. I am trying. Because I am realizing that it is the only simple way of living. Sometimes I come off as being harsh but its ok with me as long as I get to convey what I want to.

Continuation of the fuckedupness.

This isn’t the start. For the start, read this http://raj1688.blogspot.com/2009/04/lesson-on-screwing-up-your-life.html.

Then here is part two. He was meant to write the supplementary exams in the September of 2009. He did. Except one. Which is a hell excellent by his standards. He assured us that he would pass all that he wrote. All right.

And the one exam which he left was to be written a few days back. He did. After this, he had to write an entrance exam for engineering and join a college. It was going to be good. But for him, good isn’t good enough. He had a whole 5 or 6 months to prepare for the one subject which he knew was going to be tough. He knew that he needed to practice. Seems that he knew more about the question paper than the paper setter himself. Except how to answer it. He just gave me the news that he flunked the exam without any fuss. No excuses. He just fucked up. For me, he deserved to for being direction-less.

So..his next attempt is due September. He wasted another year. Wait, no. He is just at the beginning of a fresh wasted year. He really isn’t dumb. He is mature and logical. After all these years together, I just don’t know what really is the only reason for this.

Consequences? He is not going to get any new chances from his family. He used up all his lives. He doesn’t know what happens next. If anything happens at all, that is. Maybe he’ll join a job right away and attempt the exam next time around hoping that he doesn’t sleep half way through. If anyone asks if he is going for engineering after that, no better joke.