Saturday, April 24, 2010

The list series - when online

List 1 : Things to do when Online
  1. Chat with an old friend and don’t forget to tell him not to disturb you again. Also delete him from your list, simultaneously.
  2. Forward the message which says “if you don’t send it to 10 people in ten minutes, your dead grand mother will come back and spam your pc with adult advertisements”
  3. Follow mandira bedi on twitter
  4. Search Google for the “most searched word in google”.
  5. Copy and paste this article on your blog. Claim it to be yours.
  6. Change your orkut and facebook status to “fuck off, I don’t know any other filthy words in English”
  7. Open up a new account with an attractive female name on orkut and send an add request to your pathetic buddies.
  8. Comment on anything you find with meaningless quotes. Better do it anonymously.
  9. Read this blog “http://aniche.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/butterscotchism/  (Adult content, of course)
  10. Try not to open that blog again.