An year to remember

Obviously, 31^st December is just notional. An ending or starting of an year, old or new, doesn’t really matter if you look at it in, you know, that way.

But look at it this way. In the past 365 (probably 250) days, my life changed in every sense. As people know, except the media, no one gives a damn about what happened to the world in last year. But what I have to say is my life changed too. In big ways - good and bad. That too in almost equal proportions. Maybe more of bad, but enough of good too!

I’ve passed the most important exam I was ever going to pass my whole life. That too without much fuss. Had the most terrible tragedy I was ever going to go through in my whole life just 15 days before giving that exam.

And then, things happened to me which changed how I look at the rest of my life (In a positive way). In a way, I would remember 2009 as a year in which I had experienced things which do not occur twice in a lifetime. So if I wanted to consider one year most dominant in this particular life, this year isn’t a bad choice.

By the way, the New Year doesn’t start for me after the night of this 31^st. It’s postponed for me it seems. The explanations for which I refuse to give!

Ask

Ask me why I write this blog..

I might say “just..”

You don’t really earn anything. So is it to gain others’ notice?

I firmly say “No way. I am too good to care.”

Why then?

“Just to, you know, because I want to write and it creates a stimulus for me.”

Vague answer. Hard to argue.

But next time you ask me that, I’ll have an answer – reasonable one. Thought of it just now.

“I write here so that after a few weeks or months or years, when I open this blog, i'll know what I was like at this time. Or i'll just get a good laugh in bad times or have something to be pissed off at in the good times.”

Yeah, I am an asshole..

To whoever survives 2012

Dear Fellow Human Being

Since you live, congrats. Don’t think high of yourself. No one else survived other than you and the rats. Which implies that you are as insignificant as a rat or maybe worst, bacteria.

Here is my list of things you ought to do. I could guess that you lost your job - for reasons other than the economic melt down. You can keep yourself busy by fulfilling this wish list of mine.

Well, get used to living by the idea of me not being around. I know it’s tough but don’t die. Because it doesn’t matter anyhow now.

1. First of all, why don’t you brush. So that you can concentrate on other things in this list. A neem stick (Indian Lilac if you are an English ass) is what you need since there’s no one left to manufacture a fucking paste for you!

2. Well, go out and look for a pet named puppy. If you find it, love it.

3. You might as well find some aliens roaming around freely, with no human beings to hide from. Don’t ask them any autographs, give them their space and they might let you live.

4. Next big thing, look for a female survivor. If it’s anything like a Hollywood movie you will find one. You might well be the next ‘savior’ i.e. the next Jesus if you did!

5. You know what to do with a female right! Of course this is in assumption that you are a male. It doesn’t really matter if you are a female and you found another female, whatever efforts you may put.

6. If you got a cam, take some pics of piles of dead bodies and rotten tomatoes. They’ll be fun to see later..

7. Don’t get pissed off if the debit card machine isn’t working. Asshole, what are you going to do even if it worked!

8. Whatever you do, do it fast. Don’t try to follow traffic rules. Not now!

9. By the way, puppy doesn’t really exist okay, I was just checking you out..

10. Lastly, if you have this letter in your hand but you are one of the stinking dead bodies, I hope you are not reading this.